Making great first impressions since 76

I got lost in the building for about the 4000th time at work today and had to ask three different people for directions to find my way back. I figured I'd introduce myself to those people while I was at it, since everyone seems to know each other and I'm new. I got back to my desk only to realize that a rather critical button on my shirt had been open the whole time. Gah.

My former coworkers would be astonished to hear that I was at work for 7:30 this morning, showered and in proper business attire (and at that point completely buttoned up ... honest!). It has to be a first. Hopefully, also a last.